Scuba Transvestite Kleptomaniac Robots?

I have always thought that I am the kind of person who would wish others the best. I used to think that, in general, I hope everyone finds what they're looking for in life.

Recently I've changed my mind. Judging by the things people are searching for on the Internet, it is probably not in their best interest, or in anybodys best interest, for them to find what their looking for.

Scuba Transvestite Kleptomaniac Robots? What does that even mean?

Why are you looking that up and how did it lead you to my blog?

I bet there's somebody else out there Googling that phrase right now.

Alright buddy, I don't know what kind of sick fantasies you're into, but I'll have no part of it.

There are plenty of websites out there for perverts and sickos; there's no need for you to bring your creepiness here.

Although, I do congratulate you on your awesome spelling abilities.