Friday, April 06, 2007

Scuba Transvestite Kleptomaniac Robots?

I have always thought that I am the kind of person who would wish others the best. I used to think that, in general, I hope everyone finds what they're looking for in life.

Recently I've changed my mind. Judging by the things people are searching for on the Internet, it is probably not in their best interest, or in anybodys best interest, for them to find what their looking for.

Scuba Transvestite Kleptomaniac Robots? What does that even mean?

Why are you looking that up and how did it lead you to my blog?

I bet there's somebody else out there Googling that phrase right now.

Alright buddy, I don't know what kind of sick fantasies you're into, but I'll have no part of it.

There are plenty of websites out there for perverts and sickos; there's no need for you to bring your creepiness here.

Although, I do congratulate you on your awesome spelling abilities.

11 Comments:

Anonymous kevin federline's ex-wife said...

I think it might have been me. Seriously ya'll, I thought it would be a good way to change my image again. This bald head thing isn’t cutting it and them wigs itch like you wouldn’t believe. I guess I left rehab too soon.

6/4/07 11:13  
Anonymous frank the crank said...

That’s false advertising! What is the world coming to?
I clicked a link to be directed to some transvestite kleptomaniac robot porn and get nothing but this lousy post. Get your priorities straight man.

6/4/07 12:11  
Anonymous Sharp As A Marble said...

I'll give it to him too, that some incredible spelling. I tend to think very twisted people would also be bad spellers.
Why is that?

6/4/07 12:37  
Anonymous reverse_vampyr said...

It is almost Easter and what better way to celebrate it than with some transvestite kleptomaniac robot porn? A lot better than looking for pics of Amorita Randall.

6/4/07 13:06  
Anonymous Fidelio said...

What a perverse individual. Any self respecting gentleman prefers his kleptomaniac transvestite robots in something less restrictive than scuba gear.

6/4/07 14:09  
Anonymous jumpmaster said...

Snorkels, dials, and wigs! Oh my!

Funny thing is, after the Googlebot crawls your site, this probably will be the first hit for that phrase.

6/4/07 15:34  
Anonymous your amazing woman said...

OMG, did that really happen?
I love how you confront the people who find your site through odd search terms. LOL!

6/4/07 22:34  
Blogger Digital Fortress said...

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6/4/07 22:52  
Blogger Tracy said...

How do I find out what people are searching on to get to my blog...I never had any reason to care but now I am curious.

9/4/07 10:33  
Blogger Digital Fortress said...

I use Site Meter. It tells you all kinds of nifty stuff - like location of visitors, duration and what they clicked to get to your blog.

9/4/07 12:21  
Blogger Lethal_Dad said...

HAHA!

9/4/07 16:34  

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