Thursday, March 27, 2008

Too Much Information...

I was talking with a fellow blogger about weird searches that find our respective blogs recently and decided it had been a while since I last checked out my own statistics.

Every now and then, I look to see who's stopping by and how they are finding their way to my little corner of the Internet.

Sometimes, I don't really want to know the answers.

For example, the last time I did a post about this I had discovered that someone had Googled the phrase Scuba Transvestite Kleptomaniac Robots and was for some odd reason directed here.

I've tried to block out all thoughts as to why they may have been looking that up from my mind.

This time I found out that the two most popular Google searches that are bringing people to my blog are:

1.) People searching the phrase Statute Of Limitations Rape, which can either be construed as a lawyer doing research or the more disturbing thought...that it is a criminal doing research.

2.) The odd and equally disturbing - people searching for pictures of Tom Leppard, the guy with tattooed leopard spots all over his body.

These are the anonymous visitors to my blog.

In order to cater to my target audience of people with robot fetishes, lawyers, assorted weirdoes and Tom Leopard lovers I should probably rethink what I choose to write about here...but I probably won't.


Blogger Noelle said...

I came here via "nude pix old men" so go figure.

Just kidding, that's actually how someone got to MY site.

27/3/08 13:18  
Blogger country roads said...

That's totally why I come...leopard spots and tranvestite scuba divers. I mean, really, who wouldn't look for that stuff?

27/3/08 13:47  
Blogger Lioux said...

With a band name like Sister Kisser®™©™, you can only IMAGINE the pervos we attract.

27/3/08 13:48  
Anonymous fidelio said...

I don’t know about anyone else, but this target audience of one wants a story on what the hell is happening in the picture accompanying this post.

27/3/08 14:40  
Anonymous Sharp As A Marble said...

Isn't Tom Leppard the lead singer of Def Leppard?

Pour some sugar on my transvestite kleptomaniac robot...

27/3/08 14:43  
Blogger Digital Fortress said...

Noelle - Nude Old Man Pix was the original name of my blog, that lost soul was probably looking for my site.

Country Roads - I aim to please and those are all the best things in the cornucopia of greatness that is this blog.

Lioux - Your band name is almost like the pervo mantra - incest is best. What's really behind that name?

Mason - You know how family picnics can go wrong when every body starts dropping acid? This was nothing like that.

SAAM - I found that comment to be so damn funny!

27/3/08 18:37  
Blogger Lioux said...

There's actually a really funny story behind the Sister Kisser®™©™ name.

Our drummer Alienwhere and I came up with it at rehearsal one night!

Alienwhere speaks with a lisp so he calls us "Thisther Kisther®™©™".

Oh. And is it me or does the guy on all fours remind anyone else of Tom from Myspace?!

28/3/08 07:52  
Blogger Digital Fortress said...

Lioux - Is the Sister Kisser website up yet? I am curious to hear some of your music.

Yeah, I suppose he sort of looks like a demented, obese, horsie Tom.

28/3/08 08:42  
Blogger Lioux said...

The new SK®™©™website is almost done and should be posted in place of our current one, I think, next week. We're just waiting for our new hit single (with new singer Audrey Hepcat)to be mixed so we can offer it as a free downloadable mp3 when the new site is launched.

Here is just a short list of Sister Kisser®™©™'s influences (at least the ones off the top of my head):

• Ennio Morricone
• John Barry
• Johnny Cash
• The Cramps
• Depeche Mode
• Siouxsie and the Banshees
• The Ventures
• The Stranglers
• Phil Spector
• Julee Cruise
• Cocteau Twins
• Jesus and Mary Chain
• The Damned
• Dusty Springfield
• The Cure
• V.A.S.T.
• The Nightblooms
• The Cult
• The Beach Boys
• A Flock of Seagulls
• Dead Can Dance
• Smashing Pumpkins
• Sisters of Mercy
• The Shadows
• Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass
• The Verve
• Duane Eddy
• Andy Williams
• Angelo Badalamenti
• Allison Krause and Union Station
• Mazzy Star
• Tarnation
• The Catherine Wheel
• The Sundays
• Sigur Ros
• Echo and The Bunnymen
• Medieval Baebes
• Aimee Mann
• Miranda Sex Garden
• The Shaggs
• Joanna Newsom
• Goldfrapp
• X
• Kate Bush
• Lovespirals
• Black Tape for a Blue Girl
• Abby Travis
• Curve

Movies by
• David Lynch
• Hal Hartley
• Jim Jarmusch
• Wes Andersen
• John Waters

28/3/08 12:09  
Anonymous AlaskanWindSong said...

Wow.. I came here with a clever comment about the searches that get people here and really wondering about that picture, too... but just lost my train of thought in SKs list of influences and wonder if I should be distrubed that all these names seem far too familiar. :-x

2/4/08 01:37  
Blogger Mimi said...

"Liver spots" Google image search, I thought that guy was literally covered with liver spots and had to see more.

16/6/10 17:33  

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