End Of Life Decisions
I have often told people that upon my death, at the conclusion of the after party, I want my dead body to be shot out of a cannon and wherever it lands that is where they should bury me.
I don't think it is too much to ask for and it seems like a good way to go out with a bang, so to speak.
I am now considering a different method to dispose of my earthly remains.
Logistical issues aside, upon my death the following should be performed:
I want my body to be placed into a Superman costume and flash frozen into this pose:
The frozen remains should then be launched into outer space.
None of this geosynchronous orbit crap either. I want to be on an extra-solar trajectory.
Why? Because an alien armada on it's way to Earth could come across me and decide that maybe they better make a U-turn and head back to Quasar F-73 and re-think their invasion plans.
So it is written. So let it be done.