Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Grinch Who Stole From Charities

Some would say that there is never a good time to defraud a charity out of so much money that it's forced to close its doors, but doing it during the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, that's just really messed up.

Many of the investors who handed millions over to Bernie Madoff were charities and foundations who now find their assets severely depleted, some to the point that they are having to shut down.

Among the charities that Bernie managed to shut down is the JEHT Foundation, which promoted "Justice, Equality, Human Dignity, and Tolerance." Other charities that were hit hard were The Children Of Chernobyl and The Elie Wiesel Foundation for Humanity.

You're a mean one, Mr. Madoff.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Madoff.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

Come on Bernie! You don't steal money from charities you a-hole!


Anonymous fidelio said...

You're a monster, Mr. Madoff.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Madoff.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

18/12/08 10:40  
Anonymous Sharp As A Marble said...

For continuity's sake I should put up the next line of the Grinch song, but I'm not sure what it is and I'm too lazy to look it up.

Suffice to say I hope this greedy con-man gets locked up, but with all his money he'll probably get away with a slap on the wrist.

18/12/08 11:27  
Blogger Digital Fortress said...

On a side note: Take a closer look at the picture I posted - What's with the lone pine needle hanging in mid-air right at groin level with one testicle like ornament on it???

18/12/08 11:41  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

That is weird now that you point that out.

18/12/08 15:57  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

Did you know he out here walking around on "house arrest?" He needs to be in one of his many splendid homes after 7:30 p.m. and can't go back out until after 9:00 a.m. That's some justice!

19/12/08 07:15  
Anonymous Season said...

Terrible! I hope he goes to jail.

26/12/08 05:31  

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