One Of These Days...
I'm going to break a huge news story on this blog.I'm talking story of the century here.
Unfortunately no one will believe me. Despite my constant insistence that I never lie and that things I say really do make sense.
It will be your loss though, for you will be unable to use this vital piece of information to your advantage, and I will.
On second thought, if I can use this to my advantage, why would I ever tell you?
It's not like I make money off this blog and its not like I care about my journalistic credibility.
Forget it then. I will not break any huge news stories on this blog.If my sources give me anything good, I will sit at home content in my advanced knowledge of world events, modifying my plan for world domination while you will sit at home blissful in your ignorance.
That will probably work out best for the both of us.
posted by Digital Fortress at 12:10
5 Comments:
couldn't you just whisper it in my ear?
I would believe you. I have never questioned your journalistic integrity, so don't leave me out of the loop.
I’m sure there is a method to your madness though. Right?
Come on...tell me...tell me!
Fine, I'll just sit here in blissful ignorance.
You just want us all to beg don't you?
I get all the news I need from Cute Overload anyway.
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