The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers...

We’re getting ready for our family vacation to Disney World this Thursday and while doing some research I came across this video.

It’s about Tigger being accused of allegedly assaulting a child while they were posing for a photo...

You know the weirdest part about this whole thing?

I’m not surprised at all.

I've always suspected Tigger was a loose cannon. He’s increasingly hyper and strung out, seemingly always on the verge of snapping. Even Goofy, whose demeanor is defined by crazy, unpredictable behavior, never came off as out of control as Tigger did.

Tigger is violent and impulsive. He often behaves erratically, repeatedly taking risks with no apparent concept of the repercussions of his actions. He lacks a sense of fear and responsibility.

Come to think of it, most inhabitants of the Hundred Acre Wood show signs of some emotional or psychological disorder.

Winne The Pooh with his poor brain development and frequent “accidents” suggest a form of shaken bear syndrome. Among his maladies are cognitive impairment that is aggravated by his obsessive fixation on honey. Also his repetitive counting behavior may indicate obsessive compulsive disorder.

Eeyore suffers from chronic depression and post-traumatic stress disorder over the amputation of his tail, Piglet struggles with generalized anxiety disorder and Owl appears to be dyslexic.

It's high time to peel back the façade of perfection that Disney World has portrayed for far too long now.

Consider this fair warning Disney characters...

While we are at the Magic Kingdom I'll be keeping a sharp eye on all you seriously troubled individuals and if any of you are wandering around off your meds and start to act up around me or my family you better be prepared to for a beat down.