Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter!

You can thank thirteen years of Catholic school education for my warped sense of humor.

Anyway, I'm taking a moment to remember what today means to me...and it ain't about colored eggs, chocolate or some stupid bunny.

Today, as we celebrate Easter, I would like to reflect on the resurrection of Jesus Christ and my gratitude for his sacrafice.

Easter can be a time of reflection for many people though.

A time to think about the beginnings and endings of the past year.

With that in mind, enjoy the prequel to The Easter Bunny Hates You.

I hope you all have a wonderful day celebrating Easter with your families and friends in whatever manner you long as it does not involve that evil bastard The Easter Bunny.

After all - Jesus loves you, but the Easter Bunny sure as hell doesn't.


Blogger Lioux said...


It's like the Easter Bunny gave in to The Dark Side.

The guy eating the hot dog in TEBHY®™©™ totally had it coming though.

23/3/08 16:29  
Blogger Season said...

Happy Easter!

The Easter Bunny is creepy... you are right, he doesn't love you.

23/3/08 19:23  
Anonymous Noelle said...

That was really messed up. Although I hope that after my next all night bender I get picked up by a karate master and taught the secret way of ass kicking.

24/3/08 08:00  
Blogger Digital Fortress said...

Lioux - He totally gave into the Dark Chocolate side of Easter and has unleashed the madness!

Season – He is incapable of loving anyone or anything, except Bruce Lee and the booze.

Noelle - Hopefully it will be John Kreese of the Cobra Kai dojo. You know his philosophy – “We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.”

Words to live by.

24/3/08 08:54  
Blogger Reverse_Vampyr said...

I posted TEBHY yesterday, hadn't seen the prequel. Love it!!

24/3/08 10:37  
Blogger Digital Fortress said...

RV - Glad you enjoyed it!

24/3/08 10:58  
Anonymous fidelio said...

Happy Easter you blasphemous heathen! I'm back in Texas!

24/3/08 13:02  
Anonymous Sharp As A Marble said...

Happy Easter! That prequel was awesome! I still get a kick out of watching the first TEBHY.

24/3/08 13:49  
Blogger Digital Fortress said...

Mason - I heard that you were back! We we went back down to Texas for Easter weekend. Give me a call bitch!

SAAM - Happy Easter back at ya.
I hope we'll have a new TEBHY to laugh at next year.

24/3/08 16:55  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why was this picture of jesus never shown in my church????

26/3/08 08:14  

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