No Holds Barred...
Yesterday's post has gotten me thinking about changing my career.How about professional wrestler?
If I ever became a professional wrestler, I think I would use the name Agent Orange. Right off the bat, I have a name that is familiar and inspires fear...and you already have an idea of what color material I’ll use for my costume.
Like other wrestlers, I will have my own patented moves. I already thought of a few: The Flying Orange Wedge, The Orange Slice, The Orange Peel...I could use REM’s Orange Crush as my theme song.
I can see it now...
The lights in the auditorium are down, and then the PA system blasts the intro drum roll into the song and...boom! The fireworks go off as I strut down to the ring while talking to myself and slapping “high fives” with the occasional red neck...err, I mean fan.
As I enter the ring, I snatch the microphone from the trembling ring announcer. Then the roaring crowd falls quiet as I point toward my opponent and shout out my catch phrase -
“Come and get your dose of Vitamin C!”
Okay, so the catch phrase still needs a little work...but I think it could happen.
posted by Digital Fortress at 07:31
15 Comments:
I like the catch phrase! The Orange Crush can be your finishing move too. Remember the little people when you win the WWF title.
Not to mention built in product endorsement of Orange Crush the orange-flavored soda.
Orange Crush's all natural flavor make it impossible to resist...Check please.
LOL! You could just use "I'm gonna crush you!" as the catch-phrase.
If I was to be a professional wrestler I'd go with the name Victor “The Constrictor”.
You'd have to do a lot to surpass Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka in my book...
This is AWESOME!!!
Everything about it.
I LOVE the color orange AND old REM.
When you retire from wrestling you could develop your own hit reality series with your annoying family.
Orange Knows Best®™©™.
Hmmm.
I could start the show by turning around dramatically and then pointing at the folks out in television land saying: Orange You Glad to see me?!?!?
Much love to the Vietnam Vets, but that was hilarious! Watch that red neck stuff though! LOL!
I'd just be JumpMaster as a wrestler. Decked out in red, white and blue with my jump boots on - kicking ass and taking names.
OMG!!!
DF...I almost snarfed my coffee reading your comment about your opening scene.
I love me some rassalin' and I'm no damn red neck! LOL!
Maybe I can be your ring girl?
Definitely not a snark to my brothers in arms JumpMaster. I've got a cgae line up for you though.
Lioux, you wouldn't want to have a coffee incident two days in a row.
Brit, my ring girl/manager is the lovely Season. ;)
OK, I can see you as a wrestler but the name has to change. I was thinking The Cleaning Machine! I bet Mr Clean could be your sponsor! HAHA!
Cleanliness is next to godliness. ;)
I have nothing more to say as this discussion has obviously gone way off the deep end....LOL! I love it all, the name, the catch phrase, the TV show, all of it. Thank you for making me laugh today!
This is most definitely one of your better ideas and it is very funny! I would so root for you if you became a wrestler.
LMAO! We should be tag team partners!
Great video! I never realized that song was about the Army.
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