Patriotic Caption This...
OK, it's said that a picture is worth a thousand words.
Test your wit and come up with a funny caption for this photo.
Here are a few to get you started...
- Guys, could we wrap this up? I've got a booty call with Sally Hemings.
- Great, the British know all about the revolution. Thank ye so much, New York Tymes!
- Don't be silly, Jefferson. If I really thought our descendants were going to be stupid enough to ban prayer in schools and extend our hard-fought freedoms to terrorist barbarians, I'd pack it up and go home right now.
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Moments before George was struck on the head from the falling model of the Mayflower, Ben is in the middle of a paper tearing "rant" because no one could understand his theory of electricity.
Fine Thomas, since it's your quill you can sign first. Now please sit back down!
I am a fourth level wizard, with +10 Charisma, +4 Bluff/Deception, +3 Alchemy and a Cloak of Invisibility...I cast magic missle at you. Ben, go ahead and roll the ten sided die for initiative.
The legend writ,
the stain affected.
The key in Silence, undetected.
Fifty-five in iron pen,
Mr. Matlack can't offend.
OK, now let's put the code numbers on the back and hide the occular device.
There's my shot out to National Treasure!
Oh man! The King's really going to hate this part...
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