Said With A Straight Face

This morning my lovely Season advised me that:

"Toast is better for you than bread"...

After my initial confusion at this random tidbit of information subsided my angst set in, and I just want to say:

Bread is the staff of the proletariat.
Toast is a decadent bourgeoisie luxury!

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